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Pants Party

July 17, 2008 · 1 Comment

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Is it too early to be tired of the hot weather? I’m ready for the 8 months of 50’s and rain we generally get. Followed by “Winter Storm 200x” in which we get a half inch of snow and temps drop into the 20’s. I just find it so much easier to stay warm inside than it is to be cool inside. My local natural gas provider has filed papers to raise the cost of natural gas this winter 42%. I guess staying cool won’t be hard this winter…

I am desparately waiting my favorite show of the Summer to come on, Burn Notice. I love the show and it’s right up there with one of my other favorites… The Closer. Great shows that are realy worth watching. Sunday I started watching Generation Kill and I am really impressed with that. HBO also appears to have a new vampire show coming, can’t wait for that.

I noticed today that my cubicle is becoming a mess. On the outside I have a clipping device pinned to the wall. In it contains about 10 pages of Chuck Norris jookes and another 10 pages of quotes from the greatest cmed ever, Anchorman: Legend of Ron Jeremy. The first time I watched it, I didn’t think it was funny at all. Since then, it just gets funnier. Has there ever been a movie with more one liners for every occasion? “I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.” “You are a smelly pirate hooker!”. “Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island!” “It smells like Bigfoot’s dick!.” “That’s how I roll.” Useful at home, in the office or basically anywhere.

Here’s another song to get stuck in your head. My friends and I made it into a ringtone at one point, but I was forced to change phone service and my new phone will not support it :(

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