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Random Thoughts

July 5, 2009 · 2 Comments

Ok, today I have some generally random thoughts. Feel free t provide your thoughts on these thoughts…
-Carlos Tevez, as much as I would like to see my City team sign him, is a traitor if he goes there.
-Real Madrid is making a joke of European Football.
-Hedo Turkoglu made a mistake choosing Toronto over Portland.
-You should never have a car or anything in the name of yourself AND your mistress.
-Why is the black community accepting Michael Jackson only now that he has died?
-Kobe Bryant will never be as good as Michael Jordan.
-My Grandmother is right, Jordan Almonds DO taste like the color purple.
-The Lakers are going to have the best record in the West next season, but they will not win the Conference title.
-I miss my Father every day.
-I do not think that 2012 is the end of the world, I am not an idiot.
-Gonzo is the best Muppet.
-True Blood is a great show and everyone should watch it.
-Everyone has the potential for greatness, but very few achieve it.
-Tequila is excellent.
-Cuban cigars are also excellent.
-I find golf to be relaxing yet infuriating.
-Do not teach young children the “purple nurple”.
-When I am sick, nothing is better than watching “Dazed and Confused”
-Unless I want to watch “Anchorman”.
-Cristiano Ronaldo is not worth the money.
-I’d like the economy recover so I can have some new job prospects.
-Obama is out after 4 years.
-John Edwards should not have made a sex tape.
-My views on abortion have changed in the past few years.
-There is nothing wrong with Pabst Blue Ribbon.
-I doubt many people will read this from top to bottom.

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I’m Back

June 27, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Well, I just finished unpacking from my much needed vacation. Now I need a vacation again to recover before I go back to work. I know, it sounds like a cliche, but I need a vacation to recover from my vacation. Now, I know what you are thinking and yes, it is true to an extent. I did drink too much…but only on a couple nights and never enough to give me a hangover.

My favorite event of course was the infused vodka contest. I took the trophy back with my grape-basil infusion. It was much more popular than I thought it would be. I liked it, but it was not my best. It was good enough to win by a single vote, so that is good enough for me. I capped off the evening with a Cuban cigar and some wine. All in all, a wonderful evening.

We also played a couple rounds of golf while we were there. I played a round at Aspen Lakes and it is an awesome course. Some of the best views I have ever seen. The course was difficult, but not so difficult that I tossed my clubs. Well, my driver, but only once.

Well, time to start the laundry, but I should hopefully have more time to post again. Baseball is over for the season, so I have more free time.

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Yummy Vodka

June 6, 2009 · 1 Comment

Well, it has been a week since I started my infused vodka and I already have it strained and ready to go. The basil was removed before 48 hours. It was way too strong. now that I have removed it and given the grapes more time to flavor the elixor, I can’t really taste the basil. It’s like walking on a highwire. Timing has to be pretty much perfect to get the tastes just the way you want. I may throw in some basil a day or so before we leave and remove it 24 hours later, just to get that basil flavor back in there. Otherwise, the vodka is good. I think I have a shot at winning the competition again this year and reclaiming my trophy. If I don’t, oh well, I’ll be drunk.

Another competition this year we are having is a rib cookoff. I would love to compete this year as I believe I make some of the best ribs around. I have a nice salty spicy rub I make and a secret sauce I found at a local market. Problem is, I cannot find the sauce anywhere and the bottle I had went moldy on me. My wife makes some good teriyaki ribs, they’re just not as good as my bbq. Oh well, maybe another time…

Getting ready to start golfing again in the next couple weeks. Can’t wait to go out on the course again. Hopefully, I am not too rusty from the offseason. I guess though when you have my game, you really can’t drop to far anyway.

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